Today's Bibliomancy for Jerry Seinfeld

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

PSA 141:10 Let the wicked fall into their own nets, whilst that I withal escape.

PSA 142:1 I cried unto the LORD with my voice; with my voice unto the LORD did I make my supplication.

PSA 142:2 I poured out my complaint before him; I shewed before him my trouble.

PSA 142:3 When my spirit was overwhelmed within me, then thou knewest my path. In the way wherein I walked have they privily laid a snare for me.

PSA 142:4 I looked on my right hand, and beheld, but there was no man that would know me: refuge failed me; no man cared for my soul.

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

in Harosheth of the Gentiles.

JDG 4:3 And the children of Israel cried unto the LORD: for he had nine hundred chariots of iron; and twenty years he mightily oppressed the children of Israel.

JDG 4:4 And Deborah, a prophetess, the wife of Lapidoth, she judged Israel at that time.

JDG 4:5 And she dwelt under the palm tree of Deborah between Ramah and Bethel in mount Ephraim: and the children of Israel came up to her for judgment.

JDG 4:6 And she sent and called Barak the son of Abinoam out of Kedeshnaphtali, and said unto him, Hath not the LORD God of Israel

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

where thou vowedst a vow unto me: now arise, get thee out from this land, and return unto the land of thy kindred.

GEN 31:14 And Rachel and Leah answered and said unto him, Is there yet any portion or inheritance for us in our father's house?

GEN 31:15 Are we not counted of him strangers? for he hath sold us, and hath quite devoured also our money.

GEN 31:16 For all the riches which God hath taken from our father, that is ours, and our children's: now then, whatsoever God hath said unto thee, do.

GEN 31:17 Then Jacob rose up, and set his sons and his wives upon camels;

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

EXO 26:19 And thou shalt make forty sockets of silver under the twenty boards; two sockets under one board for his two tenons, and two sockets under another board for his two tenons.

EXO 26:20 And for the second side of the tabernacle on the north side there shall be twenty boards:

EXO 26:21 And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board, and two sockets under another board.

EXO 26:22 And for the sides of the tabernacle westward thou shalt make six boards.

EXO 26:23 And two boards shalt thou make for the corners of the tabernacle in the two sides.

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