Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

NEH 4:5 And cover not their iniquity, and let not their sin be blotted out from before thee: for they have provoked thee to anger before the builders.

NEH 4:6 So built we the wall; and all the wall was joined together unto the half thereof: for the people had a mind to work.

NEH 4:7 But it came to pass, that when Sanballat, and Tobiah, and the Arabians, and the Ammonites, and the Ashdodites, heard that the walls of Jerusalem were made up, and that the breaches began to be stopped, then they were very wroth,

NEH 4:8 And conspired all of them together to come and to fight against Jerusalem, and to hinder it.

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

PSA 85:1 Lord, thou hast been favourable unto thy land: thou hast brought back the captivity of Jacob.

PSA 85:2 Thou hast forgiven the iniquity of thy people, thou hast covered all their sin. Selah.

PSA 85:3 Thou hast taken away all thy wrath: thou hast turned thyself from the fierceness of thine anger.

PSA 85:4 Turn us, O God of our salvation, and cause thine anger toward us to cease.

PSA 85:5 Wilt thou be angry with us for ever? wilt thou draw out thine anger to all generations?

PSA 85:6 Wilt thou not revive us again: that thy people may rejoice in

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

LORD, in the wilderness of Sinai.

LEV 8:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

LEV 8:2 Take Aaron and his sons with him, and the garments, and the anointing oil, and a bullock for the sin offering, and two rams, and a basket of unleavened bread;

LEV 8:3 And gather thou all the congregation together unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

LEV 8:4 And Moses did as the LORD commanded him; and the assembly was gathered together unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

LEV 8:5 And Moses said unto the congregation, This is the thing which the LORD commanded to be done.

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

Bethel, he and all the people that were with him.

GEN 35:7 And he built there an altar, and called the place Elbethel: because there God appeared unto him, when he fled from the face of his brother.

GEN 35:8 But Deborah Rebekah's nurse died, and she was buried beneath Bethel under an oak: and the name of it was called Allonbachuth.

GEN 35:9 And God appeared unto Jacob again, when he came out of Padanaram, and blessed him.

GEN 35:10 And God said unto him, Thy name is Jacob: thy name shall not be called any more Jacob, but Israel shall be thy name: and he called his name Israel.

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