Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

the selfsame day, as God had said unto him.

GEN 17:24 And Abraham was ninety years old and nine, when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.

GEN 17:25 And Ishmael his son was thirteen years old, when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.

GEN 17:26 In the selfsame day was Abraham circumcised, and Ishmael his son.

GEN 17:27 And all the men of his house, born in the house, and bought with money of the stranger, were circumcised with him.

GEN 18:1 And the LORD appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he sat in the tent door in the heat of the day;

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JER 2:16 Also the children of Noph and Tahapanes have broken the crown of thy head.

JER 2:17 Hast thou not procured this unto thyself, in that thou hast forsaken the LORD thy God, when he led thee by the way?

JER 2:18 And now what hast thou to do in the way of Egypt, to drink the waters of Sihor? or what hast thou to do in the way of Assyria, to drink the waters of the river?

JER 2:19 Thine own wickedness shall correct thee, and thy backslidings shall reprove thee: know therefore and see that it is an evil thing and bitter, that thou hast forsaken the LORD thy God, and that my fear is not in thee, saith the Lord GOD of hosts.

King James Bible

PHI 2:19 But I trust in the Lord Jesus to send Timotheus shortly unto you, that I also may be of good comfort, when I know your state.

PHI 2:20 For I have no man likeminded, who will naturally care for your state.

PHI 2:21 For all seek their own, not the things which are Jesus Christ's.

PHI 2:22 But ye know the proof of him, that, as a son with the father, he hath served with me in the gospel.

PHI 2:23 Him therefore I hope to send presently, so soon as I shall see how it will go with me.

PHI 2:24 But I trust in the Lord that I also myself shall come shortly.

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