Today's Bibliomancy for Stephen Colbert

And they girded on every man his sword; and David also girded on his sword: and there went up after David about four hundred men; and two hundred abode by the stuff.

SA1 25:14 But one of the young men told Abigail, Nabal's wife, saying, Behold, David sent messengers out of the wilderness to salute our master; and he railed on them.

SA1 25:15 But the men were very good unto us, and we were not hurt, neither missed we any thing, as long as we were conversant with them, when we were in the fields:

SA1 25:16 They were a wall unto us both by night and day, all the while we were with them keeping the sheep.

King James Bible

nourish a young cow, and two sheep;

ISA 7:22 And it shall come to pass, for the abundance of milk that they shall give he shall eat butter: for butter and honey shall every one eat that is left in the land.

ISA 7:23 And it shall come to pass in that day, that every place shall be, where there were a thousand vines at a thousand silverlings, it shall even be for briers and thorns.

ISA 7:24 With arrows and with bows shall men come thither; because all the land shall become briers and thorns.

ISA 7:25 And on all hills that shall be digged with the mattock, there shall not come thither the fear of briers and thorns: but it shall be

King James Bible

EXO 40:27 And he burnt sweet incense thereon; as the LORD commanded Moses.

EXO 40:28 And he set up the hanging at the door of the tabernacle.

EXO 40:29 And he put the altar of burnt offering by the door of the tabernacle of the tent of the congregation, and offered upon it the burnt offering and the meat offering; as the LORD commanded Moses.

EXO 40:30 And he set the laver between the tent of the congregation and the altar, and put water there, to wash withal.

EXO 40:31 And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet thereat:

EXO 40:32 When they went into the tent of the congregation, and when

King James Bible

fearing lest Paul should have been pulled in pieces of them, commanded the soldiers to go down, and to take him by force from among them, and to bring him into the castle.

ACT 23:11 And the night following the Lord stood by him, and said, Be of good cheer, Paul: for as thou hast testified of me in Jerusalem, so must thou bear witness also at Rome.

ACT 23:12 And when it was day, certain of the Jews banded together, and bound themselves under a curse, saying that they would neither eat nor drink till they had killed Paul.

ACT 23:13 And they were more than forty which had made this conspiracy.

ACT 23:14 And they came to the chief priests and elders, and said, We

King James Bible