Today's Bibliomancy for Chuck Norris

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof.

MAT 13:33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.

MAT 13:34 All these things spake Jesus unto the multitude in parables; and without a parable spake he not unto them:

MAT 13:35 That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, I will open my mouth in parables; I will utter things which have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.

MAT 13:36 Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house:

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

EZE 16:20 Moreover thou hast taken thy sons and thy daughters, whom thou hast borne unto me, and these hast thou sacrificed unto them to be devoured. Is this of thy whoredoms a small matter,

EZE 16:21 That thou hast slain my children, and delivered them to cause them to pass through the fire for them?

EZE 16:22 And in all thine abominations and thy whoredoms thou hast not remembered the days of thy youth, when thou wast naked and bare, and wast polluted in thy blood.

EZE 16:23 And it came to pass after all thy wickedness, (woe, woe unto thee! saith the LORD GOD;)

EZE 16:24 That thou hast also built unto thee an eminent place, and

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

which have said to thy soul, Bow down, that we may go over: and thou hast laid thy body as the ground, and as the street, to them that went over.

ISA 52:1 Awake, awake; put on thy strength, O Zion; put on thy beautiful garments, O Jerusalem, the holy city: for henceforth there shall no more come into thee the uncircumcised and the unclean.

ISA 52:2 Shake thyself from the dust; arise, and sit down, O Jerusalem: loose thyself from the bands of thy neck, O captive daughter of Zion.

ISA 52:3 For thus saith the LORD, Ye have sold yourselves for nought; and ye shall be redeemed without money.

ISA 52:4 For thus saith the Lord GOD, My people went down aforetime

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

down any out of the forests; for they shall burn the weapons with fire: and they shall spoil those that spoiled them, and rob those that robbed them, saith the Lord GOD.

EZE 39:11 And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will give unto Gog a place there of graves in Israel, the valley of the passengers on the east of the sea: and it shall stop the noses of the passengers: and there shall they bury Gog and all his multitude: and they shall call it The valley of Hamongog.

EZE 39:12 And seven months shall the house of Israel be burying of them, that they may cleanse the land.

EZE 39:13 Yea, all the people of the land shall bury them; and it shall

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