Today's Bibliomancy for David Letterman

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

MAT 1:20 But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.

MAT 1:21 And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.

MAT 1:22 Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying,

MAT 1:23 Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

knowledge of God.

PRO 2:6 For the LORD giveth wisdom: out of his mouth cometh knowledge and understanding.

PRO 2:7 He layeth up sound wisdom for the righteous: he is a buckler to them that walk uprightly.

PRO 2:8 He keepeth the paths of judgment, and preserveth the way of his saints.

PRO 2:9 Then shalt thou understand righteousness, and judgment, and equity; yea, every good path.

PRO 2:10 When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul;

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

Where is the daubing wherewith ye have daubed it?

EZE 13:13 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; I will even rend it with a stormy wind in my fury; and there shall be an overflowing shower in mine anger, and great hailstones in my fury to consume it.

EZE 13:14 So will I break down the wall that ye have daubed with untempered morter, and bring it down to the ground, so that the foundation thereof shall be discovered, and it shall fall, and ye shall be consumed in the midst thereof: and ye shall know that I am the LORD.

EZE 13:15 Thus will I accomplish my wrath upon the wall, and upon them that have daubed it with untempered morter, and will say unto you, The wall is no more, neither they that daubed it;

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

a prince.

PRO 17:8 A gift is as a precious stone in the eyes of him that hath it: whithersoever it turneth, it prospereth.

PRO 17:9 He that covereth a transgression seeketh love; but he that repeateth a matter separateth very friends.

PRO 17:10 A reproof entereth more into a wise man than an hundred stripes into a fool.

PRO 17:11 An evil man seeketh only rebellion: therefore a cruel messenger shall be sent against him.

PRO 17:12 Let a bear robbed of her whelps meet a man, rather than a fool in his folly.

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