Today's Bibliomancy for Howard Stern

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

not called thy name Pashur, but Magormissabib.

JER 20:4 For thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will make thee a terror to thyself, and to all thy friends: and they shall fall by the sword of their enemies, and thine eyes shall behold it: and I will give all Judah into the hand of the king of Babylon, and he shall carry them captive into Babylon, and shall slay them with the sword.

JER 20:5 Moreover I will deliver all the strength of this city, and all the labours thereof, and all the precious things thereof, and all the treasures of the kings of Judah will I give into the hand of their enemies, which shall spoil them, and take them, and carry them to Babylon.

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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

sitting upon the young, or upon the eggs, thou shalt not take the dam with the young:

DEU 22:7 But thou shalt in any wise let the dam go, and take the young to thee; that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest prolong thy days.

DEU 22:8 When thou buildest a new house, then thou shalt make a battlement for thy roof, that thou bring not blood upon thine house, if any man fall from thence.

DEU 22:9 Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.

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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

judgment, and of might, to declare unto Jacob his transgression, and to Israel his sin.

MIC 3:9 Hear this, I pray you, ye heads of the house of Jacob, and princes of the house of Israel, that abhor judgment, and pervert all equity.

MIC 3:10 They build up Zion with blood, and Jerusalem with iniquity.

MIC 3:11 The heads thereof judge for reward, and the priests thereof teach for hire, and the prophets thereof divine for money: yet will they lean upon the LORD, and say, Is not the LORD among us? none evil can come upon us.

MIC 3:12 Therefore shall Zion for your sake be plowed as a field, and

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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

O LORD, and teach me thy judgments.

PSA 119:109 My soul is continually in my hand: yet do I not forget thy law.

PSA 119:110 The wicked have laid a snare for me: yet I erred not from thy precepts.

PSA 119:111 Thy testimonies have I taken as an heritage for ever: for they are the rejoicing of my heart.

PSA 119:112 I have inclined mine heart to perform thy statutes alway, even unto the end.

PSA 119:113 I hate vain thoughts: but thy law do I love.

PSA 119:114 Thou art my hiding place and my shield: I hope in thy word.

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