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Today's Bibliomancy for Jon Stewart

The first excerpt represents the element of Air. It speaks of mental influences and the process of thought, and is drawn from King James Bible:

thing: go therefore, bring the young man Absalom again.

SA2 14:22 And Joab fell to the ground on his face, and bowed himself, and thanked the king: and Joab said, To day thy servant knoweth that I have found grace in thy sight, my lord, O king, in that the king hath fulfilled the request of his servant.

SA2 14:23 So Joab arose and went to Geshur, and brought Absalom to Jerusalem.

SA2 14:24 And the king said, Let him turn to his own house, and let him not see my face. So Absalom returned to his own house, and saw not the king's face.

SA2 14:25 But in all Israel there was none to be so much praised as


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The second excerpt represents the element of Fire. It speaks of emotional influences and base passions, and is drawn from King James Bible:

land of Egypt; and the houses of the gods of the Egyptians shall he burn with fire.

JER 44:1 The word that came to Jeremiah concerning all the Jews which dwell in the land of Egypt, which dwell at Migdol, and at Tahpanhes, and at Noph, and in the country of Pathros, saying,

JER 44:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem, and upon all the cities of Judah; and, behold, this day they are a desolation, and no man dwelleth therein,

JER 44:3 Because of their wickedness which they have committed to provoke me to anger, in that they went to burn incense, and to serve


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The third excerpt represents the element of Water. It speaks of pure spiritual influences and feelings of love, and is drawn from King James Bible:

Let me, I pray thee, pass through thy land: but the king of Edom would not hearken thereto. And in like manner they sent unto the king of Moab: but he would not consent: and Israel abode in Kadesh.

JDG 11:18 Then they went along through the wilderness, and compassed the land of Edom, and the land of Moab, and came by the east side of the land of Moab, and pitched on the other side of Arnon, but came not within the border of Moab: for Arnon was the border of Moab.

JDG 11:19 And Israel sent messengers unto Sihon king of the Amorites, the king of Heshbon; and Israel said unto him, Let us pass, we pray thee, through thy land into my place.

JDG 11:20 But Sihon trusted not Israel to pass through his coast: but


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The fourth excerpt represents the element of Earth. It speaks of physical influences and the impact of the unseen on the visible world, and is drawn from King James Bible:

the Kohathites shall be Elizaphan the son of Uzziel.

NUM 3:31 And their charge shall be the ark, and the table, and the candlestick, and the altars, and the vessels of the sanctuary wherewith they minister, and the hanging, and all the service thereof.

NUM 3:32 And Eleazar the son of Aaron the priest shall be chief over the chief of the Levites, and have the oversight of them that keep the charge of the sanctuary.

NUM 3:33 Of Merari was the family of the Mahlites, and the family of the Mushites: these are the families of Merari.

NUM 3:34 And those that were numbered of them, according to the number of all the males, from a month old and upward, were six thousand and two


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