Today's I Ching for Jon Stewart

The coins have been tossed...

	The present is embodied in Hexagram 31 - Hsien (Influence): On the fulfillment of the conditions implied here, there will be a free course and success. Its advantage will depend on being firm and correct, as in marrying a young lady. There will be good fortune.
	The first (bottommost) line, divided, shows one moving his great toes.
	The second line, divided, shows one moving the calves of his leg. There will be evil. If he abide quiet in his place, there will be good fortune.
	The third line, undivided, shows one moving his thighs, and keeping close hold of those whom he follows. Going forward in this way will cause regret.
	The fifth line, undivided, shows one moving the flesh along the spine above the heart. There will be no occasion for repentance.
	The sixth line, divided, shows one moving his jaws and tongue.
	The situation is changing rapidly, and Yang (the active masculine force) is gaining ground.
	The future is embodied in Hexagram 38 - K'uei (Opposition): Notwithstanding the presence of opposition, in small matters there will still be success.
	The things most apparent, those above and in front, are embodied by the upper trigram Tui (Lake), which is transforming into Li (Fire). As part of this process, joy, pleasure, and attraction are giving way to brightness and warmth.
	The things least apparent, those below and behind, are embodied by the lower trigram Ken (Mountain), which is transforming into Tui (Lake). As part of this process, stillness and obstruction are giving way to joy, pleasure, and attraction.