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Today's Stichomancy for John Cleese

The first excerpt represents the past or something you must release, and is drawn from Salome by Oscar Wilde:

SALOME. Vous avez jure, Herode.

HERODIAS. Oui, vous avez jure. Tout le monde vous a entendu. Vous avez jure devant tout le monde.

HERODIAS. Taisez-vous. Ce n'est pas e vous que je parle.

HERODIAS. Ma fille a bien raison de demander la tete de cet homme. Il a vomi des insultes contre moi. Il a dit des choses monstrueuses contre moi. On voit qu'elle aime beaucoup sa mere. Ne cedez pas, ma fille. Il a jure, il a jure.

HERODE. Taisez-vous. Ne me parlez pas . . . Voyons, Salome, il faut etre raisonnable, n'est-ce pas? N'est-ce pas qu'il faut etre raisonnable? Je n'ai jamais ete dur envers vous. Je vous ai

The second excerpt represents the present or the deciding factor of the moment, and is drawn from The Lock and Key Library by Julian Hawthorne, Ed.:

and became insolvent; then she entered into service, sinking lower and lower, from housekeeper down to maid-of-all-work,--never long retaining a place, though nothing decided against her character was ever alleged. She was considered sober, honest, and peculiarly quiet in her ways; still nothing prospered with her. And so she had dropped into the workhouse, from which Mr. J---- had taken her, to be placed in charge of the very house which she had rented as mistress in the first year of her wedded life.

Mr. J---- added that he had passed an hour alone in the unfurnished room which I had urged him to destroy, and that his impressions of dread while there were so great, though he had neither heard nor

The third excerpt represents the future or something you must embrace, and is drawn from The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table by Oliver Wendell Holmes:

- Do I think these people know the peculiar look they have? - I cannot say; I hope not; I am afraid they would never forgive me, if they did. The worst of it is, the trick is catching; when one meets one of these fellows, he feels a tendency to the same manifestation. The Professor tells me there is a muscular slip, a dependence of the PLATYSMA MYOIDES, which is called the RISORIUS SANTORINI.

- Say that once more, - exclaimed the young fellow mentioned above.

The Professor says there is a little fleshy slip called Santorini's laughing muscle. I would have it cut out of my face, if I were born with one of those constitutional grins upon it. Perhaps I am


The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table